



Anonymous asked: ,I still watch you and your family. You have a nice snack growing inside of you. You make me hungry. You should come to the woods after dark. Someday I will touch you, again. You + me = man and feast. If I saw you now I’d touch you tenderly. I want to feast upon you. I would build a abandon cabin just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be monster. We could sew lovely dolls under the stars. Love, Slenderman (P.S. I'll be in the hospital when you have your baby.)

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NO, NO WHY. WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO FOOD!?
WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO A PERFECTLY GOOD SANDWHICH?!?!








So m’not telling ya anything, ya dirty animal!